using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
A bitchslap is in order.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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