omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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