Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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