gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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