talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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