? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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