I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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