Plan B is the new Plan A
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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