Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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