my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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