Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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