Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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