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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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