Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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