If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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