I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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