Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
