is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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