if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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