Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize