i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I should be sponsored by Trojan
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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