dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
MIDGETS
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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