You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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