Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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