He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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