My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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