So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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