Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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