butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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