It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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