I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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