Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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