He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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