wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize