just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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