You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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