Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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