Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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