I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Damn victory sex feels great
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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