the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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