For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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