She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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