Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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