She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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