I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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