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I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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