Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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