All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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