so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you would pick up someone in the library
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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