His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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