If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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