3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want to make out with him forever
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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