We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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