I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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