So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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