he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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