Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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